1. Not changing the bloody toilet roll

“Why… would… you… just… leave… it… there?”

2. Worse still, leaving empty toilet rolls to accumulate in the bathroom

“IS THE WALK TO THE BIN REALLY THAT FAR?”

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3. Making an absolute state of the toothpaste tube

“DID YOU SQUEEZE FROM THE MIDDLE? WHAT KIND OF SICK ANIMAL ARE YOU?”

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4. Leaving teabags in the sink

See also: leftover rice, porridge, other foodstuffs that don’t quite fit down the sinkhole. Reprehensible.

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5. When to do the washing up

You’re either a “do the washing up straight away” kind of person or you’re a “there’s no harm in leaving it until the morning” kind of person. If you and your other half are opposites, there will be conflict.

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6. The inevitable rows about Where We Put Things

Tea towels don’t go in the hot press! How many times have we been through this?

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7. Petty arguments about who’s going to answer the door

“You answer it.”

“No, you answer it. I answered it the last time.”

“Don’t make me go out there.”

8. As well as disputes about whose turn it is to make the treacherous journey to the bins

“It’s your job to go out to the bins.”

“Why? Because I’m a man?”

“No… because… it… just… is?”

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9. One person using the other’s fancy shampoo that they actually spent a lot of money on

WHAT’S MINE IS NOT ALWAYS YOURS.

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10. Late night arguments about someone hogging the duvet or snoring

All conducted through passive aggressive whispering/tug of wars, obvs.

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11. And finally… making a hames of clothes in the washing

RIP to all the good white clothes/bras that have been ruined by careless laundry.

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